Legal Protocols

Last Updated: November 20, 2025

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Social Sharing Policy

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Information We Collect

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GDPR Compliance (EU Users)

If you are a resident of the European Economic Area (EEA), you have certain data protection rights. Your Brutal Teller aims to take reasonable steps to allow you to correct, amend, delete, or limit the use of your Personal Data.

Right to Access: You have the right to request copies of your personal data.
Right to Erasure: You have the right to request that we erase your personal data ("Right to be Forgotten").

California Privacy Rights (CCPA & CalOPPA)

Under California Civil Code Section 1798.83, California residents have the right to request information regarding the disclosure of their personal information to third parties for direct marketing purposes. We do not sell your data.

If you are a California resident, you have the right to request that we disclose certain information to you about our collection and use of your personal information over the past 12 months.

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Not use false or misleading subjects or email addresses.
Identify the message as an advertisement in some reasonable way.
Monitor third-party email marketing services for compliance, if one is used.
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Any claim relating to Your Brutal Teller's website shall be governed by the laws of the State of California without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

4. Changes

Your Brutal Teller reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion.

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